Hey, Fuck that, We're the Good Guys

hey,
good guys,
stop the shit,
really,
please stop the shit,
you're never gonna win,
just admit it.
actually you know it, deep in that spine.
You know your only way out of suffrage
is to turn into that guy.
oh yeah
we all know that guy.
that guy with the girlfriend
who HE is not obviously worthy of them.
but that's the thing dude,
you have to not give a flying fuck
you've got to be heartless and cold
to score that girl
to score ten points
on the 2 point board.
i know it sucks,
and it's bad,
for you to even consider that,
but look at the past
all the things behind us
it's been this way forever
so stop being such a schmuck
who lives by morals
it's all bullshit
throw it out the window
along with your typewriter
your poems
your guitar
and all that other feeling sentimental shit you have.
be tough and balls to the wall.
chicks dig that shit.
just be an asshole and not give a goddamn about anyone
except yourself.
you'll get laid every night and day.
it'll be a vagina parade
walking down your block
into your house.

shit.
that's sad.
it's sad how life really is.
if you've fought this long
and still feel a little beat of hope in your chest
keep going.
don't let
the inner bastard
take over that pure heart.
one day
my man
one day.