Do It In a Pair, If You Can

two
tiny
ants
crawling up my arm
looking for?
a good time
"then crawl into my pants
no one will find you there"
in their hands
a bottle of something nice
and a hunk of cheese
ant date
gone wrong

two
tiny
ants
crawling along the floor
looking for?
a place to live
to call home
to lay next to each other
to be warm

two
tiny
ants
crawl in from the cold
lay their antennas next to fire
put their boots up to dry
pour each other drinks
from the good booze bottle
rub each others feet
all six of them
(feet i mean)

two
tiny
ants
can't look
at each other
anymore
because the booze
is gone
and he can't
find food
and she's having a large
litter
of
baby
ants
soon
but he tries
everyday
and he
loves
her so
deep in his ant heart
he aches
and the pain
of this
is worse
than the pain
of starvation
in his small ant belly

and...

two
tiny
ants
crawl away
from
each other
scared to love
one
another
fighting off disaster
fiend for hope
happiness junkie
injecting
veins
with
positivity
is
unnatural
now what?
they
are
both
alone
here comes the giant boot
from the sky
to squash you

Against Me!

i'm trying to find some tickets for the Against Me show in Los Angeles at the Troubadour. pre-sale tickets were $10 each. there are some capitalist fuck nuts on craigslist wanting $40 each.
you know the band isn't even doing the show for money, they're not making shit, they're doing this so they can get some kids out and have a good time to some great fucking music.

this is for you, the $40 ticket poacher

it's amazing how someone like you can buy two tickets for less than $30 to see a band that clearly wants to keep their ticket prices low because they're obviously against having people like you at the club in the first place. THE Capitalist pig fucker. you know it's not even about the money, it's about what your doing, you're taking the whole essence out of great music, by asking for so much back, when you really haven't given anything, you're killing what makes this thing whole, you're not entitled to shit, or did your daddy not tell you that??.
You know for a fact that the band isn't making any money playing small venues and charging $10.
and yet
you rather make some money for yourself.
don't you listen to any of those fucking lyrics?
or are you too self absorbed carefully positioning your bangs over your eyes so you get that Good Charlotte look you've always wanted.
greedy slob
i'm sure you don't really give a shit about their music, or what they're doing, or how much work it takes to keep a ticket price that low so that hard working folks like us can go out and enjoy a night in a cramped place, surrounded by sweaty angry fucks crashing into each other and go back to our work soaked lives feeling just a little more empowered.

i'm sure you bought their official shirt at hot topic, and you probably got the official wrist bands to match.
you dirty prick
i hope when you have children they know what scum sucking bastards their parents really are.