Keep Hipsters out of Highland Park

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This group does not condone violence, hatred, or acts of space violation against any race, ethnicity, or sexual orientation. 

This is merely an observation.

Ruining the neighborhood. Your bikes crowd the sidewalk, you invade the good bars, and in turn they raise their prices, and people who have lived here 20 years cannot get a decent drink anymore. The line at the taco truck is now twice as long, because you heard from some Occidental kid that they had the "wickedest pollo taco in Highland Park bro", and while we wait patiently for you to get the fuck out of the way, we have to listen to you and your emaciated girlfriend talk about your shitty taste in music and how not having a tv is a social statement about mass media. Yammering on about how awesome New York is and how Los Angeles doesn't even touch how "hip" the east coast is. Go back to New York, no one wants you here. Or better, move back to the Midwest where you came from, or better yet, i hope you choke on your own snide comments. 
You crowd the streets with your stupid midnight bike riding, and when a kid who's lived here his whole life pulls a gun on one of your guys, that should be telling you something, yes, please leave, don't come back, take your fixed gear bike and ride back to Silverlake, or, if you're over 28 and still have a neck beard, get a dog and try and have a kid with your 90lbs girlfriend and move to Eagle Rock, where you're more than welcome to take over the houses and drive prices up. 
Hipsters, i personally have nothing against you, actually, wait... yes i do, i fucking hate you kids. You destroy everything you find... restaurants, bars, parks, music, movie theaters and thrift stores. Critical mass takes over and the people who actually lived here, people who help setup the community, people who have roots in this small neighborhood are cheated. Cheated out of their money, cheated out of their good time, and cheated out of their neighborhood. 

Why?

Because you fucking hipsters are too lazy to find anything, so you latch onto whatever you can in order to be substantial.

That makes for an uncomfortable place to live, and we have every right to hate you. We lived here throughout the gang infested 90's, we live here now, and we will live here long after you're gone and move onto the next community to suck the soul out of