a Worthy Adversary

hey,
you,
yeah,
you with sandals and a robe
GOD!
i've never bothered you with my prayers
it'll be a waste of your time
you haven't given me many bad points
i lost a car to a hydrant
i've lost many a woman
to what?
not sure.
maybe too much truth???
or not enough bullshit?
i know you see me sucking on this bottle
i'll meet you one day
and we'll take a long stroll
do they have whiskey in heaven?
i sure hope so.
hey,
you,
yeah you,
GOD!
you've given me some good breaks
i think maybe you waved a wash of "Luck" over me
because i should of been dead a long time ago
like that time i crashed into a van
with no seat belt on
and my head hit the windshield
but somehow i didn't go through
maybe physics?
i try not to think about it.
i've been dealt a good hand.
these girls
seem so insignificant
compared to my other accomplishments
i almost detach myself
from all of you
the worth of a man is not how much he needs to be happy
but how little
give me some paper
and a pen
and my insides will warm through
enough to bleed into
your cold hearts
girls
you no longer surprise me
you're all easy
i see right through you
this year
will be
something
worth
writing about