Valerie - The Distillers

you had a kid when i met you
while i was being a slave
at Barru
working at Smart and Final
you had that cute face
some kind of style
while you swam in that big stripped shirt
and tight dickies
lifting your ass into oblivion
our first date
in my car
we were making out
and i was so vulnerable
yet brave
you didn't know it, but i shot the batman line
"chicks dig the car"
you didn't get it
nor will you ever
i couldn't take your pants off
so we'd lay in my bed and make out until 5am
in my parents house
in the same room that housed my first and last girl
you remember that time she walked in on us laying on the bed?
you ran to your car,
she hugged my leg as i walked out to my car
to chase you
we were suppose to watch "a Bronx Tale"
never got the chance
finally we reconciled
but it was never the same
you wrote lame ass poems about lame ass shit
which is what you who are reading this
say about my lame ass shit
whatever
Valerie gave wonderful head
but never swallowed
that speaks for itself